Table Tennis (or Ping Pong) is a sport full of fun, laughs and friendships. Over the years, I’ve played countless hours with people making up jokes and laughing about how we’re playing.
Unfortunately, I can’t easily share jokes about how many easy smashes I’ve missed. Instead, I can provide a curated list of the funniest Table Tennis jokes & puns.
A lot of jokes you’ll find online are lazy stereotypes about the Chinese, which I have swerved in this list. Mainly because they’re not funny!
My kids are asking for a Table Tennis table for Christmas this year, but I’m still undecided as it’s not an easy decision. I keep bouncing back and forth.
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a table tennis table?
Annette.
What do you call a Jedi playing Ping Pong?
The paddlewan.
My Ping Pong opponent wasn’t happy with how I was serving. He kept returning it.
What’s a horse’s favourite sport?
Stable Tennis.
What do a dentist and a table tennis coach have in common?
They both use drills.
Why are fish not good at Table Tennis?
They don’t like getting close to the net.
Why did the ping pong ball get detention?
It wouldn’t stop bouncing off the walls.
I tried to start a table tennis club at work, but nobody would take it up. I guess the idea didn’t have enough spin.
Why did the ping pong player bring string to the match?
So he could tie the score.
Why don’t table tennis players ever get lost?
They always know which way the ball is going to bounce.
My wife said I treat ping pong too seriously. I told her she’s completely missing the point.
Why was the table tennis ball so good at gossip?
It always went back and forth.
Know any good Table Tennis Jokes or Puns? Let us know in the comments below!
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